But I have learned
- Encourage people to believe in you.
- Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
- It's as much fun, or better, to give as it is to receive.
- Some days it's OK to feel a little chunky.
- Don't pout.
- Make your presents known.
- Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
- Bright red can make anyone look good.
- Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
- If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
- Whenever you're at a loss for words, say, "Ho Ho Ho!"
