Bottomless Pit

Aw crap, I woke up really hungry.

Even my car is hungry for gas.

This can't be good.

And it's not payday.

Fatso

Wonderful, Just wonderful - There's a Fat gene out there called FATSO, but it's referred to as FTO to be more politically correct (as if!). The best part is that some people have a double helping of this gene allowing them to be 40% more prone to diabetes and 60% more likely to be obese than those without the gene. Up to 16% of the population have the FATSO gene. But 1/2 of you out there have at least one copy of the gene.
And if that weren't bad enough - I heard on the radio this morning that there is a virus called AD-36 (Adenovirus 36). You read that right - A Virus. If you just sneeze on me I can get fat. I'm going sneezer hunting on the jerk that blew all over me when I was 12. There's an ass whoopin' to be had!!!