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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Bad Dream

My recent struggle with death left me having some odd dreams. What? ...I felt like I was dying. One of the dreams I had involved my demise. My gut wrenched, intestinal twisting and bacterial infested corpse lay serenely next to some old tree. As time passes I decay and wither away into the ground. The following Spring I am risen renewed in the form of mushrooms. A copious mound of brown mushrooms. All of you visit but don't stay. You reach out to touch me to say hello, but you pull away. The creatures of the land walk by me or around as if to avoid me. I am poisonous and you all recognize my healthful status. And the dream ends.
Well I have to tell you. That is actually how I felt. Not even my dog wanted to be around me. Frankly, I stunk. I showered - long hot showers are wonderful when you can muster up the energy to enjoy one when your sick. I stunk so bad I forced myself to shower whether I felt like it or not. I'm loathe to describe the stench. I smelled of defecation, but I was clean. I smelled of nicotine, but I have not been smoking. The smell was sour, rancid and oddly fragrant. I figure the fragrant part was from being diabetic and my sugar levels being high. But who the heck knows. Sweet smelling shit, is still shit; and that is how how felt.
Monday I felt well enough to go to work. I did. OMG, I still stunk. I went home for lunch and threw on some cologne to try to feel better about myself.
Today, I had more energy and I didn't stink. I'm getting better. Maybe my shit don't stink after all. *oh yeah, I'm feeling better*


JOEY said...

Drink some gatorade.

Michael said...

My shit doesn't stink either. Ask Jay. I've told him like a thousand times.

Hang in there ;)

karen said...

Glad to hear that you're feeling a little better. I hope this weekend rocks for you. Congrats on still not having smoked, too. That's awesome.

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Michael said...

Yoo hoo...Thomas...where've you been?

karen said...

Hope you're all mended, Thomas.

resca - what you must do if you didn't sca right the first time

McTagh said...

How your feeling and smellng perty-ful now.

JJ said...


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premesiv- all those baby boomer parents who raised a bunch of gen-xer brats are now looking at them in horror (because they are still living at home) and wonder what they have done.

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