Attack of the Killer Blue Jay

Well now, Daddy Blue Jay is protecting his nest again. He does not seem to care for when I mow my lawn. It took me a long 3 hours just to mow the back yard tonight. But I did have the company of Daddy J. I'm not yet sure where the nest is but it's in the gnarled mess of a tree in my back yard. He dive-bombs me and/or the lawnmower. I first noticed him tonight sitting on the fence squawking at me loud enough I could hear him over the mower. Then I had to laugh when he flew off and tapped the top of my head. That seems to be his favorite activity to get my attention. When that's not working, he hops in front of the mower. This will go on just like last summer until the end of July. It's really quite funny.

Wondering

What did I Wonder Today?

• Why does Thistlewhite have death prickles?
• Why do I have a Tree growing from my porch steps?
• Why are their 20 rose blums on my dying rose bush?
• Why won't it stop raining so I can mow my yard?
• Why does Wonder Woman resemble a Dominatrix -->?
• Why am I contemplating going to see the Indigo Girls by my own damn self on Saturday May 31st?
• Why did my sort-of Ex from last year, call me out of the blue to tell me I was missed, and that dinner and a talk would be a good thing?
• Why is the BK Steakhouse Burger so darn good?
• Why is USPS postage going up to .42 cents?
• Why did I dream Underdog as my "Murphy" Avatar, for when I'm feeling used, abused and down on my luck.
• Why were the women in the office so quiet today?
• Why am I reluctant to buy manure for planting my Peonies?
• Why didn't I go into Psychiatry?
• Why, oh why, are blue birds - so gay?