oh - HAIL NO, You di'int!

Ya know, at work I go about my business and do my best to be the ever patient worker-bee that helps the community at large. Most of the time I win. Sometimes I lose. And then there are days that I go about doing the nicest of things for someone and get bit by a snake. Well today was one of those days. I offered a man two reasonable choices to bring a peaceful end to his little drama in life and then he goes and ruins my day. Apparently I can take his god-damned "whatever it is I do" and fuck myself with it. That's not how he fucking wants it and he wants it his fucking way or no way at all. Does the fucker (me) understand all fucking that?

Pardon me Mr. Customer, but it's not 'fucker', it's Uncle Fucka to you. And I have several thousand of your testicles in the palm of my hand if you ever decide to get your head out of your ass. Because frankly, it's my way, or no way.

Fuck me?? - Fuck you asshole!!

Back up to the weekend

Thomas what did you do this weekend?

1. I bought a Dora the Explorer hoodie sweatshirt. It was just to cute to pass up. But I gave it to a 2 year old beauty that is a bigger fan.
2. I went to her birthday celebration on a beautiful Saturday afternoon to watch her parade around as the most important person on the planet in a bright yellow dress.
3. I'll secretly admit to the IKEA Swedish meatballs being a particular highlight. (urp!)
4. Sunday I spent the early part of the day reading the paper and tending to domestic god duties.
5. In the afternoon I headed over to Bon Air to visit with a chunk of my "Core" friends.
6. Of course, one friend flamed in on the late side and tried to be the center of attention. I wasn't having that and loved trying to burst his bubble when the opportunity provided the best impact.
7. His partner was, well... try as he might, he was boring.
8. We had perfection grilled steaks and the host promptly bit down and broke a tooth on some gristle. And today that host has 7, count them 7 new holes in his head. Not just one tooth needed to come out, but 6 of it's brothers. Just in time to look fashionable for the sexy Las Vegas crowd he's about to rub shoulders with. But right now, he's suffering and spinning from drugs. Lucky bastard. I mean poor dear.
9. My Monday was constantly interrupted by other people's issues. But I was not to undone by those matters. I was still running on the wonderful fumes of Friday's Fantastic news. One of my co-bitches, gee I did it again... co-workers has accepted a job a decent distance from me. I am elated. Now, if I can find a way to get rid of the (s)motherer, all would be perfect. But I think she on the verge of working her own way out. *dear jesus...*

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Hello Tuesday...

Manic Monday

Dear Susanna,

You forewarned me. You spoke to me this morning and warned me that today would suck. Why couldn't you tell me how much. Today was indeed a Manic Monday. I did get a lot done. But you didn't have to whisper in the ears of so many others. Your song set the tone for the day. You're not to blame eternal flame, you're just the messenger. The beautiful muse that shaped my day. It wasn't your gorgeous wrapping; rather the sweet timbre of your voice. Where were you when I needed you in the mid-day. It was a gloomy day for Spring, more like a hazy shade of winter, with the overcast and cool sky.

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I'll set you free now beauty, because tomorrow I need to jam to work by the sound of a different muse. Crash and burn, this hero takes a fall.