Mighty Mouse GL

Mighty Mouse GL

Monday, April 20, 2009

oh - HAIL NO, You di'int!

Ya know, at work I go about my business and do my best to be the ever patient worker-bee that helps the community at large. Most of the time I win. Sometimes I lose. And then there are days that I go about doing the nicest of things for someone and get bit by a snake. Well today was one of those days. I offered a man two reasonable choices to bring a peaceful end to his little drama in life and then he goes and ruins my day. Apparently I can take his god-damned "whatever it is I do" and fuck myself with it. That's not how he fucking wants it and he wants it his fucking way or no way at all. Does the fucker (me) understand all fucking that?

Pardon me Mr. Customer, but it's not 'fucker', it's Uncle Fucka to you. And I have several thousand of your testicles in the palm of my hand if you ever decide to get your head out of your ass. Because frankly, it's my way, or no way.

Fuck me?? - Fuck you asshole!!


JJ said...

Wow.... and on a recorded line, too? They should know better than to mess with MMGL.

bennisth - the restaurant that employs harelips. there has to be one, right? right?

Michael said...

YOU ROCK THOMAS! Extra bonus points if you really said that to him :)

P.S. Your word verification is fisti. Kinky.

Jadielady said...

At least he didn't say you were going to hell for being mean to old people.

fenticat! a now extinct breed of kitty that was able to pee carbonated liquids.

Thumperdd said...

OOOOOOOO! Did he actually come to you for help??? If so, what for? He could of stayed home for free with that bad attitude...

Some people are so sad.