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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2009

I'm bringing in the new year perfectly quiet and alone. And I'm enjoying it. I prepared my resolution packet by stopping by a few stores tonight. I purchased the following:
  • A carton of cigarettes
  • Orange Juice and a 6 pack of Coca-Cola for my Bocci Ball: Mix with Amaretto
  • A Mr. Goodbar Candy Bar
  • Pretzels for my Guacamole
  • A Virginia Lottery New Year's $20 Ticket
This is just part of my annual ritual to be defy the gods of resolutions. I also plan to sleep in late. I wonder if I can fit the 7 deadly sins on my schedule for tomorrow?
  1. Lust, I'll probably surf some porn on the net
  2. Gluttony, the Bocci Ball and the Candy Bar is not all I'll be eating
  3. Greed, I have my lottery ticket and I purposefully didn't buy a male friend a Christmas Present.
  4. Sloth, I might not shower and I will be sleeping in
  5. Wrath, though no longer a dominant part of my personality, I think I can find a target of aggression.
  6. Envy, hmmm - yeah I'm jealous of and admire the bodies of hot sexy men
  7. Pride, I am the Supreme Commander of the Universe, after all
Yeah, I'm not making any friggin' New Years Resolutions. And I'll be wonderfully content with that decision. *woot*
Happy New Year - Everyone
Enjoy your extra second of time in your day!

4 comments:

Kelly said...

Happy New year!!i am stealing the calvin pic...

Jadielady said...

That's ok Thomas, you're perfect the way you are.
But good gravy man, porn on dial up???

indigo-orion said...

Jadielady, you owe me a new keyboard. I spit my coffee on it upon reading your comments.

bobmitchellinthe21stcentury said...

Hope you had a good one Thomas, just back from a wee holiday myself. All the best to you and your family man.