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Monday, December 8, 2008

All I Learned from Santa Claus

Okay, well... I didn't learn THAT!

But I have learned

  1. Encourage people to believe in you.
  2. Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
  3. It's as much fun, or better, to give as it is to receive.
  4. Some days it's OK to feel a little chunky.
  5. Don't pout.
  6. Make your presents known.
  7. Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
  8. Bright red can make anyone look good.
  9. Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
  10. If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
  11. Whenever you're at a loss for words, say, "Ho Ho Ho!"


JJ said...

That looks like a wide stance to me!!

Might I add, 'bout time you posted... blog slacker...

I still love ya though.

Breenlantern said...

santa only has to perform once a year but you are expected to make a contribution daily...what incentive do you need to post more *evil grin*

Michael said...

I thought for sure you were going to join in my "bah humbug" moment. What gives??? :)