I'm a Prick

I've really been a prick this week. (no that pic above is not me, I'm cuter) I haven't meant to be mean, evil, nasty, or ill-intended; but my mouth at times has charged out in front of me too much this week. And I'm not accustomed to reacting in this fashion. I usual go through a period of keeping to myself and just being quiet. But this week, I think that I have been a sarcastic manipulative bullying prick.

I have been teasing the crap out of dude behind me. But I did tell him yesterday that I really appreciate him being able to take a ribbing because I've needed a punching bag this week. Which he in turn said that he tends to use me that way as well.


Other dude that is a bit mousey; I've been poking at him all week to take vacation time because - he needs to, he needs to, he hasn't taken any time off yet this year, he needs to, he has forfeited a week of vacation time for the past 5 years, and he needs to because I need a week of him not saying HAPPY MORNING! And ya know, he's planning a trip in July. Maybe not as soon as I would like, but he's planning.


Dude across the way from dude behind me - poor bastard has mount redoubt exploding on his forhead and I, of course, had to comment and comment. Good thing is he joked back about it and tends to appreciate the more evil and perverse things in life.


oh, I could go on - I even said "Fucking" in a meeting this week without batting an eye. My boss tried to stop me, cause she knew where it was going, but I couldn't be twarted. Yeah, I think a conversation is going to happen on that one. ...don't care. I really don't. Fucktard in earlier post really pissed me off.

What cracks me up is cute young female thing to my left and back always tells me I'm the happiest person she knows. This week even, she's told me that each day. I always seem to make her laugh and feel good about life... She must be missing out on all the other fun I've been having this week. I need a recharge:

Here he comes to save the day,
in blackest night or brightest day.
In evil’s sight, there’s wrong to right.
Beware this Lantern’s power light,
‘cause Mighty Mouse is here to fight.

The 3 Variable Funny Test

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The Underwear Oracle

My Underwear Says I'm a Typical Guy

When I'm bad, I'm very bad. And when I'm good, I'm still trouble! I'm not afraid to lay around resting my hand in my pants. OMG - how did the Oracle know that?

The Underwear Oracle

Sandwich Cookies

I am Spontaneous and Bold

I view the world with childlike wonder. I am very inquisitive. I can't help but spy, investigate, and ask questions. My life is all about change. Right now, I may be going through some changes I really don't like. I'm sweet and easy to please. I seek out comfort in my life. I seek sensations in my life. I crave excitement and love risks.

The Sandwich Cookie Personality Test

Jadielady Meme

Jadielady has started a really fun Meme and I TAG you to post it on your blog as well!!

Anytime you leave a comment anywhere, or sign up for anything, and it has one of those nifty word verification boxes, come up with a definition and post it.

For Example:


inmolast - a beauty mark found inside one's butt-cheek.

See how much fun it can be?
Now it's your turn to spread the joy. Tag - You're it!!

Chocolate

Sometimes I tickle myself and often it's for all the wrong reasons. Chocolate - it comes in so many delightful presentations. For some it's a simple candy bar and others are not sated until they have double chocolate with fudge topping. I have a friend that prefers the later. If I do have chocolate I prefer the candy bar (again, don't tell my doctor). I'm actually not a chocolate fan like many people. But I do appreciate the visual display of chocolate. Maybe it's just the earthy brown color. It gives off a rich warm glow. I noticed a sweater on a colleague today that was a dark golden brown and he had on thick brown corduroy pants. It was really nice outfit and the two garments complimented each other nicely. To which I said (and this is where I should have bit my tongue) "You look all chocolaty today!" *and I think I said it a bit flamboyantly*.

It might not have been such a slip of the tongue had the person's pigmentation not been a rich dark chocolate color as well. I turned away not thinking anything of it, then it hit me. WTF!?? And I looked back at him and he just grinned. And I awkwardly walked off into the beginning of my day.

Bathroom confessional

While poking around on the blogs of other folks, I found this quirky questionaire courtesy of Life's Colorful Brushstrokes:

• While sitting on the ‘john,’ does your ‘thang’ occasionally go for a slight dunk or swim?
• Is the toilet paper roll hanging with the open end to the outside or inside of the wall?
• When releasing said #1, do you grace the throne by standing before it or sitting upon it?
• Is your TP single-ply or cushy two-ply?
• This may be TOO MUCH INFO but I just have to ask - one swipe to call it ‘finito’ or multiple?
• Do you dwell on the ‘john’ reading the newspaper/magazine or make a quick exit?
• Does that moment in the ‘john’ bring a degree of clarity?

So of course it begged to be answered:

1. Not in the morning.
2. Outside, because it's easier to avoid the hanging-chads. If I'm OCD about anything, it's those.
3. The supreme commander of the universe sits at his throne.
4. I'm a 2-ply guy. There's too much danger in using single. But I avoid too much cushiness because that stuff tends to leave behind renters.
5. Very rarely have I been visited by the ghostie-poos. Multiple is reassuring.
6. Depends on the urgency, but normally I've got some goofy material to read.
7. It's better than a snickers candy bar.

And, you may be wondering if my posts are going to have a central theme of the nether-region. Because, recently I posted about *poofs.* While I hope not, I will tell you that I did succeed in my Bean mission thanks to friend Wayne's Chili. Day One - no problem. Day Two - Man I was giggling all day long. And oddly enough I didn't even need scented hand lotion.