Weeeee, now that I'm smarter I can take on the world with my new skills. I can analyze and initiate change. I can do fancy graphs to motivate my teammates and incite gleeful smiles. My knowledge and new skills can be used for the good of the team and will be eagerly embraced. A new hero has been born in the eyes of the women I work with. The respect I have been working so hard to achieve will be instantaneous as I walk in the door this morning. Tackling the issues of complainers will now be a cinch to resolve. Everyone will be happy even though it's not a payday.*
Wake up Thomas! Just be glad you can make a toilet flush. Because you're having that kind of "urgent" morning.
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LOL @ "urgent" :) And what's even funnier (at least to me) is that my toilet isn't flushing...I have to replace the tank guts this weekend.
Hahhaha oh what a dream you must have been having.
you seemed like a green belt or somthing when i saw you today... sorry to make your boss come out of her office with MM there... sheesh.... too long of a visit?
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