A closet chitty reads my blog about "5 things" and emails me their responses, rather than post them on my blog. I noticed the prevailing trend that most were secret Chitty Chitty Bang Bang freaks. That is why I call you Closet Chitty's. You know who you are. I won't out you since there appears to be a chittiest out there. But I won't out him either, because he's "Truly Scrumptious."