A dog's life

Wow, I'm a Bulldog!
Bulldog
The Comedian

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I may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out my tough guy mug is worse than its bite. I'm really a softie, loyal to my friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but I prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of my great sense of humor, I have got a whole litter of jokes I draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for my involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. I shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that I'm kenneling the energy I might need for... well... something.

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FAMOUS BULLDOGS: Ellen DeGeneres, Whoopi Goldberg, Jack Black, George W. Bush

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LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Comedian, Firefighter, Racecar Driver, Bartender